SLATERS FOR DUMMIES

Gladys Fordingbridge could be the aged standard host from the group. She is the only female. Her front room is cluttered with cat hairs and images of distant kin. Her poems consist solely of sub-Pam Ayres cat poems, certainly one of which, entitled 'Naughty Paws', managed to rhyme 'Whiskas' with 'discus'.Slater has had issues with substance abuse a